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This is, without question, the hardest laugh I’ve had in over a week. I went ahead and transcribed the text below, because it’s not easy to read at this size.
Colonial American Fresh Prince of Bell AireNow, this is a tale of how the way in which I live my life was utterly turned upon its ear, so I would like to fain request a moment of your time, please stay put in your seat, and I will recount the tale of how I was elected as the Prince of Bell Aire. In the settlement of Philadelphia, I was born. Playing hoop and stick is how I would pass the time as a child. I was relaxing peacefully, presenting myself as an upright gentleman, when quite to my dismay a band of ruffians began to wreak havoc upon my humble neighborhood. I was engaged in one small dual with these chaps and my mother was filled with fear, and henceforth decreed that I was to take new residence with my Aunt and Uncle in settlement of Bell Aire. I arranged for a carriage and as it arrived I noted the horses were branded with the word “FRESH” and a pair of playing dice were strung up over the mirror. If I could make any further comments, I would remark that the carriage had a foul stench. However, I chose to ignore it and exclaimed “Sally forth to Bell Aire!” I arrived at the home of my relatives between the hours of seven and eight o’clock and said to the carriage drive “I shall smell your stench at a later date, my good man.” I surveyed my glorious kingdom, for I had finally arrived, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bell Aire.
brokengirlsoldier:

maddyloveschucks:

ratherconfused:

AMAZING.

I love whoever made this.

i hereby keece whoever did this.
fepic.

This is, without question, the hardest laugh I’ve had in over a week. I went ahead and transcribed the text below, because it’s not easy to read at this size.

Colonial American Fresh Prince of Bell Aire

Now, this is a tale of how the way in which I live my life was utterly turned upon its ear, so I would like to fain request a moment of your time, please stay put in your seat, and I will recount the tale of how I was elected as the Prince of Bell Aire. In the settlement of Philadelphia, I was born. Playing hoop and stick is how I would pass the time as a child. I was relaxing peacefully, presenting myself as an upright gentleman, when quite to my dismay a band of ruffians began to wreak havoc upon my humble neighborhood. I was engaged in one small dual with these chaps and my mother was filled with fear, and henceforth decreed that I was to take new residence with my Aunt and Uncle in settlement of Bell Aire. I arranged for a carriage and as it arrived I noted the horses were branded with the word “FRESH” and a pair of playing dice were strung up over the mirror. If I could make any further comments, I would remark that the carriage had a foul stench. However, I chose to ignore it and exclaimed “Sally forth to Bell Aire!” I arrived at the home of my relatives between the hours of seven and eight o’clock and said to the carriage drive “I shall smell your stench at a later date, my good man.” I surveyed my glorious kingdom, for I had finally arrived, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bell Aire.

brokengirlsoldier:

maddyloveschucks:

ratherconfused:

AMAZING.

I love whoever made this.

i hereby keece whoever did this.

fepic.

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    This is, without question, the hardest laugh I’ve had in over a week. I went ahead and transcribed the text below,...
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    i hereby keece whoever did this. fepic.
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    my boyfriend he is better than you
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    I love whoever made this.
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    OH MY GOD THE BEST
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